- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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