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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Racial Equality

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What's half of 8? o

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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