- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Who invented apple? God

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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