- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Justin Beiber

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Cancer.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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