- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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