There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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