Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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