- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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