Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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