- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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