- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Who invented apple? God

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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