Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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boobs!

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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