- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

A man walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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