- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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