- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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