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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Black people.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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