- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

penis. nuff said.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A seal walks into a club.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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