- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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