- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why so serious ?

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

You're a big fat monkey.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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