There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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