Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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