- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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