What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What would u like to drink?

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

sweating like antoni with a girl

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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