Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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