- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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