- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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