- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Well this is pointless.....

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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