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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

wael.. nuff said

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Poop

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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