What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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