What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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