women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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