A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

matt is fat

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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