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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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