If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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