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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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