What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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