a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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