- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Yo mama so fat.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

hey hey apple

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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