Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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