- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

what goes woof ? A dog.

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