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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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