- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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