a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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