- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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