- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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