What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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