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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Iif your reading this ur gay

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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