- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

ecks! why zee?

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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