- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Penis chickens

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fat people

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

what you get time to go with? - a clock

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

a chinese man pays the full price

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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