Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Neil is a reterd.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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